can you imagine not being human & just living out your days as a weeping willow, though? beautiful? by the water? unburdened? ideal
I wanna be the one from Harry Potter that beats the shit out of everyone and everything
Slytherin Pride
Olivia/23/she/her/bisexual/Slytherin-ThunderBird/Multi fandom blog/mainly Harry Potter, but also Lord of the Rings/Hobbit, Game of Thrones, anime, House of Night, Throne of Glass, Supernatural, Merlin, Avengers, Orange is the New Black, Disney, Avatar the Last Airbender/Legend of Korra, musicals, plus anything that makes me laugh. Reading and writing are my passion.
When I'm Older
| Some time, 2nd year: | |
|---|---|
| McGonagall: | You shall write on a piece of parchment what you wish to be when you're older. |
| Hermione: | Does being a muggle doctor count? |
| McGonagall: | Whatever you desire, Ms. Granger. Scribble it down. |
| Draco: | *shoots his hand up the air enthisiastically* Can I be Potter's husband? |
| McGonagall: | |
| Harry: | My wot? |
| Draco: | |
| Draco: | Your husband. Merlin, Potter, no need to hint how much you want to hear me say it again. |
ktae:
i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??
my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic
i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times
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